There are plenty of things I have sworn I would never do. For example, I will never wear a kilt unless it is worn the way a true Scotsman wears it. IFKWIM
Having a gnome in my yard is definitely on the list. Correction – WAS on the list. I know, I know, I can hear you saying “WTF”, but it’s true. I want a gnome.
But it can’t just be any garden variety of gnome (please pardon the pun). Not for me…
Enter the NecroGnomicon.
For those of you that are wondering about the name, it stems from the “Necronomicon” (image of the law of the dead), a fictional (or is it?) book/grimoire written and discussed by Lovecraft and his followers.
Take said necrotic tome, add a funky little gnome, and you have a Halloween masterpiece.
As cool as the NecroGnomicons are, they are not enough. If you have found/seen something that you are DYING to have for Halloween, please share.